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Episode
- Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
- Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
- Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- Episode 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
- Episode 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
- Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
- Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
- Episode 18: West Side Story
- Episode 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Two and a Half Men Sæson 11 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Harper brødrene Charlie og Alan er næsten modsætninger, de har meget lidt til fælles, bortset fra deres antipati for deres dominerende mor, Evelyn. Alan er smidt ud af sin manipulerende kone, Judith. Charlie er en freelance jingle komponist og uimodståelig cassanova, der bor i sit luksuriøse beach-house. Charlie giver midlertidigt Alan og hans søn Jake et sted at bo efter skilsmissen. Deres modstridende livsstile giver dem masse af problemer og diskutioner.
